the end is here.

my name is sam, and i like nature
and where the wild things are and zombies and stuff. i'm a panthiest-environmentalist-equalist-anarchist-vegetarian and uh yeah.

y'all need to calm the fuck down.



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Anonymous Asked: "I am willing to pay you a large sum of money to see you in the nude, women with well-endowed noses make me rock hard."

Answer:

I’M DYING SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR MY HEART IS GOING TO GIVE OUT

IS THIS EVEN CLASSIFIED AS HATE MAIL

  1. kelsey-axil said: The can’t that I even, hahahaha. I’ve never heard the phrase “well-endowed” when referring to ones nose.
  2. kaleema said: however amused i am, i can’t even like this. just feels wrong. like i’d instantaneously go to hell.
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