March 2012
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the CREEPIEST thing just happened omg. this guy rang our doorbell and i opened it and he was like, hello how are you today, only in french, right? so i’m super awkward and pretend i have no idea what he’s saying and STILL IN FRENCH he’s like “i know you speak french it’s okay” WTF
then in english i told him i had no idea what he was saying and why would he...
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annoying and whiny “i hate my home life parents r so dumb” post. sorry.
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i pay for gas, car insurance, my own groceries, clothes, books, school, medical bills, EVERYTHING i need/use, and they can’t just let me live here for free. and my mom said she would calm down once i started paying rent but NOPE rent has been paid and i accidentally left my hairbrush and toothpaste...
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i downloaded something that recognizes faces on my computer and puts mustaches on them and i tried to turn it off but it WON’T TURN OFF and i can’t take anything seriously anymore
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pirate-blues:
Do You Believe In Magic? | The...
okay going to bed for realz now i swear it’s 1am i have class at 7am #YOLO
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every time the doorbell rings and i’m home alone, i have the worst reaction. i can be completely asleep and in 3 seconds i’m up and looking out the little hole in the door. it’s only been people breaking in twice but even now if it’s the mailman, a neighbor, or religious people, i can’t help but sit here for an hour afterwards with my heart racing and my entire body...
“A Jedi does not cling to sorrow, young Padawan. We accept it. Sorrow is a part...”
– Plo Koon (via erickshotthemaid)
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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bigtimerussian:
do you think moodys mom from moodys point is still in a hot air balloon somewhere
no she’s dead
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i just spent over 25% of my last paycheck on books oh god i am so bad with money but this website has books for so cheap i just have to buy them i can’t stopppppp
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when i was driving home i was thinking about potential energy and how it relates the the universe and then i started thinking about how beautiful everything is and i started crying and why the fuck can’t i just be normal
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property
1690’s kid forever<3
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that depressing moment when your brothers hourly pay raise is more than your entire hourly salary.
i’m happy for him though :)
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missionkimpossible:
i read all of your guys’ text posts in your voices and if ive never heard your voice then i just make one up so long story short some of you may or may not sound like muppet characters
