August 2011
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starfishfuko:
THE GUY WHO’S FOREST SAM AND I BURNED JSUT LOGGED ON
AND WAS LIKE “My forest…”
AND NOW HE’S LOOKING FOR WHO DID IT BUT SOMEONE SAID IT WAS EVERYONE JUST TAKING TREES. I’M SO SCARED
maybe he shouldn’t have killed me so much, then his precious forest wouldn’t have been in that unfortunate fire.
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At first I was like
captainlocke:
AND I STAYED THAT WAY.
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jared i tagged you in like 20 photos to be annoying, you’re welcome :D
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Beard Compliment Translations
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
oh...
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“First off, it’s the middle of the goddamned desert so why is everyone there? Why...”
– Arizona is the Worst State in America (The 50 Worst States in America- Richard Lawson)
Ditat Deus.
(via juiceonice)
word.
(via acidtooth)
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cantbreakmystride:
kleptomaniantic:
i had such a shitty day
i’m just going to go curl up with the warmth of my laptop and skype kaleema
then sleep forever
i was trying to find a gif to go with my frustration but i found this instead
it made me laugh pretty hard because it’s ridiculous
How about that ^
oh perfect, thanks!
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me: todays gonna be a good da-
school: no
