November 2011
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i’m really really angry and when i get home i’m going to make an angry blog post about it and that’ll teach em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is everyone ready for No Shave December?
“yeah i was vegetarian once for like, four days but then i was like no nope no...”
– what every person says to me when they find out i’m vegetarian to try to relate to me but i really just want to punch them in their fucking mouth
now he’s putting in eyedrops and mumbling about ‘blending in i’m a fucking chameleon’ and i think it’s his birthday? he keeps saying ‘its my birthday today give me a break party party party party!’ and earlier someone mentioned jack in the box and he like, moaned sexually and everyone looked and why did you sit next to me
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this kid came in late and sat next to me and he smells like weed and he keeps making the STUPIDEST jokes and then he laughs really hard and he’s talking about food and crying and oh my god class just got so much more interesting
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man i want nachos so bad
i’m devastated
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them survive and receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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Its offical
aliciainhd:
Sam is the best person ever. No doubt
:’D
i’m not your anon though! no way that’s me!
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marteenie:
sam is like, my most favorite person ever.
hear that everyone else in the world?
yeah. YEAH.
oh my gosh thank you martin this is so unexpected i love you too!
Anonymous asked: I'll agree with the last fella, you're really pretty---However I won't make the same sunshine assertion. I hate sunlight. Moonlight is much more appropriate for such a lovely face.
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“you’re the worst friend anyone could ever ask for”
– martin to me
Anonymous asked: i mean, titz or gtfo xoxo
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